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You ready?

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So, how was everyone's day today?

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Honey, what did you do today?

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One second, let's try to do...

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Did

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you have a good day at work today?

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Oh my gosh, this is hilarious.

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other moms get their families together
for dinner and they actually enjoy it.

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But I do know that desperate times call
for desperate measures.

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I've always dreamt of a family that
enjoys spending time together at dinner.

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unfortunately, I got the one who only
pays attention to their own phone.

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Well, if taking them away is how I'm
going to get a proper family dinner with

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electronics, then that's what I'll do.

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What about your phone?

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Well, I guess that means mine too.

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Did you really get your wife?

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I don't know. I mean, it's just... But
how are you going to let her... You know

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your stepmom, okay? When she says
something, I just have to go along with

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She's really good at... Never mind.

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Just... What?

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Nothing. I'll talk to her about the
phone. So let's just finish our dinner,

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okay?

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Wait.

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Freaking...

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I wish I could say this type of behavior
was unusual for my stepdaughter.

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What's the matter, sweetie?

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Are you looking for mommy's makeup again
so you can look prettier than me?

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Really, mom?

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Just because you don't get that much
attention doesn't mean I'm jealous of

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or anything.

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Like, whatever.

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Okay, so first off... I'm convinced that
she's just jealous of how attractive

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her mother is.

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And she just wants everything that I
own.

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Second, I know exactly what she's
looking for.

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Well, honey, if you're looking for the
cell phones I hid last week, you're

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going to find them.

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Why do you care so much if we're
obsessed with technology?

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It's called parenting, sweetie.

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You'll learn one day when you have a
family of your own.

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Unless she wants to steal mine.

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Ugh, she sucks.

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Hate her.

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There she is, my favorite stepdaughter.

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Any luck, Pumpkin?

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No, she probably sold him or threw him
outside.

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Oh no, she's insane.

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Well... She took the phones about five
days ago, so it could be another week

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before we get them back.

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I know.

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I do have your stepbrother looking as
well, so maybe he can find them. Oh, my

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gosh. I really hope he hurries up. I'm
going insane.

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Me too. I have a super big headache. My
shoulder's all tense.

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A headache? Why?

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Well, you know, we haven't had... I
haven't been able to watch my shows, no

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technology, no...

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And I'm just so stressed by this
situation.

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I'm really tense right here.

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Can I just give it a little rub?

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You don't think that's weird? You're my
dad.

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I mean, it's just a shoulder rub. It's
just a massage.

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Okay. I like it.

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Thanks, babe.

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You do kind of feel tense.

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Yeah, ever since she took the damn
phones.

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Wow, what are you doing?

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What? Why is my hand on your dick?

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Well, I was a little tense there, too,
because, I mean, me and your mom haven't

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been really fucking.

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So, I've just been tense.

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Even with the no technology thing?

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That's a little low.

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Yeah, no sex, no porn, no nothing.

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I mean, isn't that weird?

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I mean, I'm your stepdad. It's fine.

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Like, it could be between us.

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I mean... You haven't had any... I do
have a boyfriend, and we haven't talked

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a long time because of the phones being
taken away.

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See? So... But still, I don't know. It
can be between us.

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I don't know.

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Mom, she already thinks I'm freaking out
to get her.

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No, it's okay.

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No, for real, she's going to freak out.

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Here, just put it here and then do
whatever you like about that.

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Okay.

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Mom's not going to find out.

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Your mother's not going to find out.
It's so freaking weird.

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I just have a feeling she's going to
know.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm getting a little feelings here
too.

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Doesn't it feel good?

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It does a little. Just a little.

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Just a little?

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What about now?

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Yeah, I feel good.

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Daddy take care of you.

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Oh fuck, it's been forever.

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Can't take my boyfriend, so I can't go
to his house Thanks

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daddy Oh

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My

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god, I can't believe I'm doing this with
my

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dad right now

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This feels so wrong.

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Yeah.

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What did I tell you she obviously did
something to seduce my husband

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Well, don't judge me. It was short
notice, okay?

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Hey, mom.

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Hi, sweetie.

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Uh, I was going to ask you if I can get
my stuff back.

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I don't know.

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I think we really should continue this
week without technology. I haven't had

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porn in like a week. I'm going to
explode.

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Please, is there any way I can get my
stuff back?

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Okay, I'll think about letting you get
your stuff back, but first, I'm going to

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need you to do a few chores around the
house, mister.

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Okay.

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Okay? Alright, alright.

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Okay, fine.

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What kind of chores do you need me to
do?

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Um, we have to mop the floors, we have a
bunch of laundry that needs to be done.

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I mean, all you have to do is take a
look around, really. There's stuff all

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over. to be done.

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Okay. Fine.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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I was gonna give in, but... I think it's
time to

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teach my ungrateful family not to mess
with me.

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I think I'll need some scissors for this
one.

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weird it out again weird it out or were
you just about to come maybe both but

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i don't know i don't know i could do
this behind mom's back it's mom she's

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already on one with me it's just you're
gonna have to deal with her

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it's okay listen you have needs i have
needs you haven't been able to talk to

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your boyfriend or see him or anything

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It's true. It's fine.

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Just go with it.

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I don't know, but... Be

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a good girlfriend, okay?

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Daddy has me.

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Oh, God.

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Hey, what's going on? What's up?

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Did you have any luck finding the
phones?

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No. No luck, huh?

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No. Oh, my gosh.

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I don't know what to do, man.

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Well, I guess we'll wait for your mother
to come back.

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We're going to have to join forces.

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Yeah.

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We'll all have a talk with her and see
if we can kind of convince her.

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I think that would be the best bet.

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I feel like she'd have to listen to all
of us. Right. We'll all talk to her at

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the same time.

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That could be the trick.

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Yeah.

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Are you doing laundry again?

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Just got you doing laundry, huh?

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Yeah.

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Man, I don't know what I'm going to do
without my phone.

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It's going to be too long.

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Oh, yeah, I understand.

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Well, you know, we have to talk to
your... Oh.

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Psycho mother.

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Hey, honey.

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Hi. Yes?

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Hey, Mom.

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You got more laundry?

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I noticed everyone was getting a little
bit bored around the house, so I figured

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we could do some chores together.

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Chores?

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Seriously, why don't you hold these?
That's your idea?

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Can we have our phones out here?

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I'm here.

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What are you guys doing?

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I'll hold them, honey. You can...

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Well,

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if you hand them to me, I can just set
them down.

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Organize.

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You know?

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Yeah.

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Why is there a hole?

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A what, sweetie?

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A whole lot of mismatched socks.

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No,

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there's no socks over here, though.

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There's socks, but there's none in this
basket.

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Towels. Towels.

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You guys looking for socks, I think?

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No, there's no socks over here.

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Just towels, right? Yeah, just towels.

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No socks.

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Maybe they're in the dryer still.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, they could be in the
dryer.

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Probably somewhere deep in the dryer.

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You know that sock monster is always
eating up these socks, you know

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I can't believe I'm doing this with my
dad right now.

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Fuck.

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Mom, why is there a... Why is there a
whole... A lot

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of mixed mass... Fuck.

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That's right, only a mom knows how to
stroke her horny son's cock

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How's the, did you guys find all the
socks? The mismatches, or no?

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Uh, yeah, yeah, we found them.

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Okay. We have some other stuff to fold
up over here, though.

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Oh, alright, well, we'll handle these to
this basket.

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You guys find all those socks? The
mismatches?

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Huh?

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The mismatches, you found them?

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Um, still looking. There's probably a
couple lost in the dryer or something.

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Okay. We'll find them.

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Oh, that sock monster.

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Honey, we really need to talk about this
no cell phone thing.

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Yeah, how does everyone feel like
they're doing after these few days with

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technology? Me and the kids had a talk
and none of us are really happy about

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situation. Life sucks.

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I think in a couple of days we'll get
used to it. And I think it's really

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important that we spend time trying to
bond as a family.

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Yeah, I mean, we're bonding now, but...
I just feel like we need internet.

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We can bond way better when we have the
internet.

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There's actually things to talk about.

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It's not that bad, Speedy.

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Everyone's doing great.

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Oh, um, here, why don't you get down
and... Ah, there you go. Do you want

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things? Yes, thank you.

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Oh, honey, where did you get this
blanket from?

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We got that blanket on our family
vacation a couple of summers ago. Don't

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remember that, honey?

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Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Mexico, Mexico, right?

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Yeah, when we went to Mexico.

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Oh, yeah, it's great. It's a great
blanket.

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Yeah, the kids were so young then.

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We were all so happy. We had such a
great time. Until we got in that

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about you using your phone the whole
trip. Oh, here we go with the phones.

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I'll tell you what, honey. Speaking of
vacations, we really should take another

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family trip.

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Yeah, we should. Where should we go?

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Um, you know what? Wherever you want.

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Wherever you want.

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Just as long as we can all spend time
together, just like we like.

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I would love that. Why don't we take a
trip back to Mexico?

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I don't know.

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You know what? This time, maybe instead
of getting two rooms, we just get one

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big room.

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I think that sounds like a great plan,
honey.

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Hey, Lola, sweetie, can you hand me a
towel? I need to get to work on cleaning

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these floors.

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Here you go, honey.

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Thank you.

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It'll probably be better like that, I
feel like.

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Ooh, I think it'd be really great if we
took a trip to the Grand Canyon this

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00:23:48,850 --> 00:23:50,870
year. Oh, you'd rather go to the Grand
Canyon?

252
00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:53,790
Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome? I've
never been before.

253
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:57,370
And I'm sure the kids would love to see
it.

254
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:01,370
Yeah. Let me ask, honey, would you like
to go to the Grand Canyon?

255
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,090
Sure.

256
00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,430
I'll ride that.

257
00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,130
Well,

258
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:10,270
she's in for it.

259
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920
What do you think, Parker?

260
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,020
Want to go to the Grand Canyon?

261
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,560
Sure, yeah.

262
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,660
Sweetie, why don't you help dust this
part of the couch?

263
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,220
You'll have your phone back to check the
stocks shortly.

264
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,900
As long as everyone behaves.

265
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,680
There's so many rules in this family.

266
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,560
The rolls are good for us.

267
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,460
How's the laundry going over there,
honey?

268
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,240
Oh, it's going great, Lois.

269
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,080
Holding up all the towels for you and
everything.

270
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,640
Almost finished.

271
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:50,970
I hope we get our phones back soon.

272
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:55,210
Miss porn.

273
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:57,190
Porn? Really?

274
00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:57,969
Shut up.

275
00:25:57,970 --> 00:26:00,470
Y 'all are all so obsessed with your
phones.

276
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,330
It's not healthy.

277
00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:06,830
This is actually a really soft blanket.

278
00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:11,170
I forget why I stopped using it to go to
sleep with.

279
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:21,190
Have you gotten our phones back yet?
Have you found them? No.

280
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,990
Are you looking?

281
00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:24,810
Yeah.

282
00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:28,070
Not hard enough. Just as much as you're
looking.

283
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:34,810
Man, I've been looking. I've looked
everywhere in this freaking house, even

284
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:38,110
outside. Y 'all are never going to find
where I put those phones.

285
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:43,390
You're torturing us. Honey, seriously,
we need our phones.

286
00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:45,930
You'll get them back eventually.

287
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,460
But we need to learn to appreciate each
other without just being on our

288
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,760
technology all the time.

289
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:55,380
My boyfriend's going to end up breaking
up with me if I don't text him soon.

290
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,520
Your boyfriend will be fine.

291
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:02,020
I don't think so. Y 'all don't
understand.

292
00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,680
I've been there before when I was your
age.

293
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:11,380
But I promise, your boyfriend will be
just fine. Are y 'all good over there?

294
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,380
y 'all need help cleaning?

295
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,740
Oh, I think I got it.

296
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,929
I'm just...

297
00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:19,490
Cleaning up the floor behind the couch.
There's so much stuff. Busking the

298
00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:20,490
couch.

299
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:01,570
I just got to clean these floors.

300
00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:04,490
You're doing a good job, Mom.

301
00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:09,550
Are you dusting your side of the couch,
honey?

302
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:13,350
I'm just going to check these blankets
out over here.

303
00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,570
There are more blankets in there?

304
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:18,590
Yeah, we have a lot of blankets.

305
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:20,970
And towels.

306
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,870
Yeah, there's so much stuff to be done
around the house.

307
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,560
Sure. Is that the reason why you took
our phone?

308
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,000
So I clean this freaking house?

309
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,700
It's good for us to do things together.

310
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,380
I agree. We should do a lot more stuff
together.

311
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:42,940
I agree. We should do a lot more things
together.

312
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,200
This is your way of bonding? It's crazy.

313
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:50,320
I think it's nice to spend time with
each other without technology.

314
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,000
You guys are all so addicted to your
phone.

315
00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:58,670
It's hard to get any conversation out of
you. I think this is the most I've

316
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:00,370
spoken to you guys in months.

317
00:29:01,090 --> 00:29:03,030
In a way, it's been months.

318
00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:08,470
I feel like we just spent the day
together a couple weeks ago.

319
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,690
Yeah, but not like this.

320
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:24,490
We get to know each other so well.

321
00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:29,910
You think so?

322
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:31,510
Yeah.

323
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,730
We are.

324
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:45,990
I mean, I guess it's been a while since
we've actually... Connected like this?

325
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:47,410
Yeah.

326
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,040
How's that laundry going over there,
honey?

327
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,540
Oh, it's going great. I'm just getting
these towels together, the blankets.

328
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:08,500
Thanks for your help, you guys.

329
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:13,780
Oh, anything, babe, anything. You know,
you work so hard around the house.

330
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,760
And there's nothing else for you.

331
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,280
Are you still cleaning the floor down
there, babe?

332
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:33,820
I am.

333
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,560
I'm getting under the couch now.

334
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,360
Someone must have spilled something.

335
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,360
Lola, you're always eating over here.
Did you spill something?

336
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,760
I didn't spill anything.

337
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,060
It's okay, honey. I'm cleaning it up.

338
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:46,800
Just keep working on the laundry,
please.

339
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,220
I think it was Lola.

340
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,380
The other thing is my fault, apparently.

341
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:54,660
I'm just done with the laundry.

342
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,380
I think there's probably another load of
clothes in the dryer.

343
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,580
Another load?

344
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,320
Yep, and then we'll be all done with our
laundry.

345
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,559
Oh boy.

346
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,680
So many loads. And then maybe we can
play some board games or something as a

347
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,960
family. I think I found one of the
socks.

348
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,760
All right.

349
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,040
There we go.

350
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,580
The mishmash one?

351
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:28,940
Well, it's white. I don't know if that
was the one.

352
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,800
Yeah, that's the one. It was the white
one.

353
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,900
We didn't lose any.

354
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,660
Oh, yeah, that freaking bathing suit.
That didn't fit him.

355
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,040
Yes.

356
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:05,460
That's the only one we have left. That's
funny.

357
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:18,940
sure your boyfriend misses you.

358
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,940
I miss him more.

359
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,600
I think it'll probably do you and your
boyfriend some good to go a few days

360
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,800
without talking to each other. All you
do is spend all day every day talking to

361
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,599
him anyway.

362
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,140
He's my favorite person in the whole
wide world. That's why.

363
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,720
He should be a young human being.

364
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,460
Oh yeah.

365
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Of course.

366
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,280
You're my favorite dad.

367
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,440
You love your daddy, don't you?

368
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Yeah, I do.

369
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,720
I always take care of you.

370
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,500
He's probably blowing on my phone now
that I think about it, thinking I'm

371
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:05,739
We'll see. It's off.

372
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:08,860
It'll come up. Your text message will
come up green. He'll know.

373
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:16,800
He knows your mom's... He's probably
busy hanging out with his friends,

374
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,820
sweetie. I don't think he's going to
think you're dead.

375
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,380
I'm his only friend.

376
00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:22,850
You're his only friend.

377
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:26,110
Well, I like to think I'm his only
friend. Maybe your boyfriend is lame if

378
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:27,250
you're his only friend.

379
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,250
Hey, I like the lame guys.

380
00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:31,030
They give me all the attention.

381
00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:34,910
And he taught me how to play video
games.

382
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:38,830
He taught you how to play video games?
You sound like a nerd.

383
00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:42,430
Hey, Lola, you could do better than
that.

384
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:44,830
I've got no friends. Leave her alone.

385
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,630
She likes what she likes.

386
00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:50,910
She likes what she fucking likes.

387
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,760
It feels so good to get these chores out
of the way.

388
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,719
Yeah.

389
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:20,460
Yeah. Yeah.

390
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,340
At least we're getting them out the way.

391
00:34:52,969 --> 00:34:55,250
Honey, you know, if you want to go on
vacation, I'm going to have to need my

392
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:59,510
phone to check flights and destinations.
You'll get your phone back, honey.

393
00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:02,270
Huh? You'll get your phone back.

394
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:05,230
I know, but I really just want to go on
this vacation.

395
00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:10,210
It's so much fun to spend time together.

396
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:12,630
Quality time together.

397
00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:18,230
Maybe we're spending some great quality
time together now.

398
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,730
Honey, are you still cleaning the floor?

399
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:38,210
I'm cleaning the wall by the fireplace.
There's ashes everywhere.

400
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:39,750
Oh, yeah.

401
00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:42,010
Yeah.

402
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,810
Parker, I told you it was the fireplace.

403
00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:46,450
Check out that wood.

404
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,530
Oh, yeah. Check out the wood by the
fireplace.

405
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,060
I'm so dirty over here.

406
00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:29,740
Cleaning is going good.

407
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,440
Yeah, that's great

408
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:42,100
We're

409
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,300
all set over here, I think

410
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,919
Are you fucking mom?

411
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,620
Oh my gosh, you're fucking mom!

412
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,280
What? What?

413
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,540
What's going on?

414
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,960
You're fucking dad!

415
00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,440
I knew it!

416
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760
That's what comes!

417
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,820
Oh, hold on. Everybody needs to come sit
down. We have to talk about this.

418
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Yeah, we need to have a talk.

419
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:06,740
Guys, I mean, this is just...

420
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:11,320
No, none of this would have happened.
Lola, this is your fault. It's because

421
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,300
you're so jealous of me all the time.
You want everything that I have. I'm

422
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:18,160
literally not jealous of you. I'm so
sick of this.

423
00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:21,080
Guys, please, let's stop arguing.

424
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,500
Okay, it's nobody's fault.

425
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,160
I think without the cell phones, we just
got a little crazy.

426
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,700
And no technology.

427
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,960
And I think that's just what it was, you
know.

428
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,380
This is what brought us together today.

429
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:41,100
Maybe I did go a little overboard.

430
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:41,899
You think?

431
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,720
Maybe a little? Just a little?

432
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:53,380
Well, listen, I'd say maybe the
experiment worked because it

433
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,060
brought us all together. We all came
together.

434
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:59,660
That's true, and I'm feeling a lot less
stressed than I was earlier.

435
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,120
Me too. Come together?

436
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:05,500
That sounds like the perfect family
activity.

437
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980
All right.

438
00:40:07,290 --> 00:40:12,770
Maybe if we can spend the day together
and everyone's well -behaved. I'll give

439
00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:15,910
everyone their phones and electronics
back this evening. Really?

440
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:17,990
Define well -behaved.

441
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:19,610
You know what I mean.

442
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:22,530
Wow.

443
00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:26,690
I'm okay with it.

444
00:40:28,330 --> 00:40:31,190
I mean, I think it'll bring us all
closer together.

445
00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:33,590
I mean, we're here now.

446
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:35,570
Let's do it.

447
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,560
Awesome.

448
00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:06,670
This was a good idea.

449
00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:08,270
I think so too.

450
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,460
So hot

451
00:43:10,930 --> 00:43:12,930
Especially when it's my brother's.

452
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:21,090
oh yeah wonderful

453
00:46:09,610 --> 00:46:10,610
Don't you?

454
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,480
Oh, yeah.

455
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:19,160
Oh shit.

456
00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:26,360
Oh shit.

457
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,520
That's a good girl.

458
00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:54,740
That's a good girl.

459
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:04,920
Yeah.

460
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,820
Put Daddy's cock back inside her.

461
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,260
Yeah, put it back inside her fucking
pussy.

462
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,320
I want you to smell this plaque, okay?

463
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:49,810
Thank you.

464
00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:50,960
You're just so beautiful you're my
inspiration

465
00:56:57,710 --> 00:56:59,170
That's such a tight little pussy, baby.

466
00:57:00,130 --> 00:57:01,610
Just like your mother's.

467
00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:06,790
My pussy's tight like yours.

468
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:12,110
My tongue feels so fucking cold.

469
00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:18,130
You're almost as good as your dad is.

470
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:27,150
I want to watch your sucky brothers
talk.

471
00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:29,190
My brother's coffee.

472
00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,470
Get over there.

473
00:57:33,410 --> 00:57:35,510
I want to watch you bite your brother's
chocolate.

474
00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:38,090
I guess.

475
00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:40,630
Don't tell our friend.

476
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,320
I don't know what to do

477
00:58:38,049 --> 00:58:40,030
Lola, I wanna watch you ride your
brother's dick.

478
00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,750
Go on, get on top of his dick.

479
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:10,230
What are you doing?

480
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,480
Oh, yes.

481
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:55,940
Oh, yes.

482
01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:49,070
Give your mommy a kiss.

483
01:02:00,010 --> 01:02:01,010
Good.

484
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,500
But I can't even think right now.

485
01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:56,980
So much better than porn.

486
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,320
Oh, thank you.

487
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,580
It's so important when you have the real
thing.

488
01:03:18,220 --> 01:03:19,300
Oh, yeah.

489
01:06:03,010 --> 01:06:04,050
Oh, God.

490
01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:07,610
Mommy's got all of her fucking cum all
over her face. You ready?

491
01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:09,190
Uh -huh.

492
01:06:10,390 --> 01:06:11,390
Uh -huh.

493
01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:12,610
Uh -huh.

494
01:06:12,830 --> 01:06:13,830
Uh -huh.

495
01:06:14,190 --> 01:06:16,250
Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

496
01:06:16,470 --> 01:06:18,990
Uh -huh.

497
01:06:19,990 --> 01:06:21,090
Uh -huh.

498
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:42,220
So it looks like my experiment made
everyone a little bit crazy But if

499
01:06:42,220 --> 01:06:45,380
could find a silver lining to this it
would be my family

500
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,680
think fucking brought this family
together?

501
01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:11,020
It did.

502
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,260
Can you get our phones back now? Yeah.

503
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,200
Alright,

504
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,180
everyone's phones are in the laundry
room.

505
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:18,380
Woo!

506
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,320
Everyone can get their phones back.

507
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:24,960
I thought I did check the laundry room.
You literally didn't look anywhere. You

508
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,500
didn't check well enough, young man.

509
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:32,480
Oh my gosh. Come on, come on, kids.

510
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,300
Unbelievable.